SUPER BOWL XXVI
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The D.C. Dinosaurs are Super Bowl XXVI Champions! Their sixth straight win put them on stage postgame to collect their first Super Bowl Trophy after their fifteenth season in the MFL. Justin Fields was named Super Bowl Most Valuable Player with his two touchdown effort, which included one on the ground.

The Dinos (11-6) jumped out to an 8-0 lead at the end of the first quarter after kicker Brandon Aubrey scored all eight. His 51- and 43-yard field goals helped to jumpstart D.C.'s run toward winning the title on their home field, Nationals Park.

Things took off offensively for both teams in the second. Fields scored his first touchdown with a 7-yard strike early in the quarter to extend the Dinos lead to 11-0. Soon after, Jason Sanders kicked two field goals to give South Bend their first points of the game. As the half wrapped up, Derek Carr threw two touchdown passes and Sanders tagged on a PAT to give the Scraps their first lead at 13-11.

Sam Bankman-Fried staggered onto the field with :18 seconds left before halftime and tripped over his overlong pant legs, which caused a short delay. He was led off the field and scolded by security. They quickly hushed when he stuffed something into their pockets. As the awkwardness became palpable, the technical crew launched the hologram program, which beamed images of Bill Jauss, Bill Gleason, and Ben Bentley onto the field. As Rick Telander ambled out, Jauss immediately launched into a tirade about how "Telander still thinks FSU deserved to be in the playoff". Chaos ensued when Gleason exclaimed that "Muhammad Ali would turn over in his grave if he saw just how far boxing has fallen", which led to a hologram of Ali showing up to offer his retort. All the while, Bentley tried to maintain some degree of decorum and Telander and Jauss elevated their conflict into a grapple, but Telander fell into one of the laser mechanisms and burned his cardigan. This led to a small fire starting and Bankman-Fried wandering toward that direction mumbling "Shiny!" over and over before he was tackled by DOJ agents. The fire was extinguished by Taylor Swift, who had gotten an incorrect memo from her agent that Travis Kelce was going to the Super Bowl. Her intentions were to hit her agent with a fire extinguisher that she had randomly grabbed, but she became the unknowing hero for her efforts. Feeling guilty, she offered up the option of singing a couple songs, which security quickly denied. As the halftime show was being taken down and Swift was being escorted off the field, she screamed that this incident would "become the theme of my next anger album...mark my words!"

It was all D.C. in the second half. Joe Mixon caught a touchdown pass on the opening drive of the second half, then Fields scored his second TD shortly thereafter to give the Dinosaurs the 20-13 lead after three.

Isiah Pacheco ran for 130 yards in this game, puzzling the Scraps defense all day, but it was his touchdown reception late in the fourth that sealed the deal for D.C. The clock hit zero, the crowd rushed the field, and the home team hoisted the trophy after their 23-13 victory. Coach James Bruney was carried across the field by a group of players, his wife, and his two young boys, who somehow amassed an uncanny strength after years of demanding workouts to prepare them to play for the Dinosaurs when they become adults.


EAST
New York
D.C.
Pittsburgh
Canton

10- 4
8- 6
8- 6
5- 9
CENTRAL
South Bend
Miami
Orlando
Ann Arbor

7- 7
7- 7
6- 8
5- 9
WEST
Chicago
Missouri
Flint
Arkdale

8- 6
8- 6
6- 8
6- 8

Current 2023 Regular Season MFL Statistics



2023 MFL Primer - Most Recent Edition

7/25/24
Wheelers, Spears lead playoff odds among those denied in '23
Five teams were awarded with playoff tickets last season, but that left seven others missing their goals and watching the playoffs on TV. But, what are the odds that any of these member clubs could make a playoff run this season? Dr. K lends his insight and may surprise you:

FLINT
After losing 12 straight games over two seasons, which set an all-time MFL record, the Wheelers ended the 2023 campaign with 6 wins in their final 10 games. With three top players in Breece Hall, Bijan Robinson, and Amon-Ra St. Brown, 2024 could finally be the year that Flint makes the--dare I say--playoffs. A strong draft showing could truly solidify that. No top overall pick? No problem.
PRESEASON PLAYOFF ODDS: 7-2

PITTSBURGH
Only two teams in MFL history have started the year 5-0 and failed to make the playoffs. Guess who was one of them? ('05 Chicago was the other.) The Spears did finish the year with two wins in a row and only missed the postseason by mere inches. If either Deshaun Watson or Bryce Young can put together a full, quality season with minimal injuries, that could be Pitt's final piece of the puzzle.
PRESEASON PLAYOFF ODDS: 4-1

MIAMI
After parting ways with Aaron Rodgers, C.J. Stroud is now "The Man". If the reigning MFL Rookie of the Year can evade the fabled sophomore jinx, he'll put the Mafia in prime position. The questions surround Jonathan Taylor, however. Can he reclaim his place at the top of the running back charts? Miami cannot afford to have yet another slow start; they won 6 of their final 8 in '23, but it was their start that cost them. Regardless, they're always dangerous.
PRESEASON PLAYOFF ODDS: 5-1

ARKDALE
The Aardvarks were stunned just days before the 2023 MFL Draft as Cameron Davies stepped in as the new owner/head coach. Needless to say, it was a rough transition initially. But, he settled in and led the Varks to a 6-8 mark. Disappointing for fans used to winning as of late, but a healthy start. Arkdale will need to firmly commit to a quarterback and to sort out who starts at receiver after Tyreek Hill.
PRESEASON PLAYOFF ODDS: 11-2

ORLANDO
The Oracles will live and die on the arms and legs of Anthony Richardson. He accounted for 7 TDs in only 4 games before his season came to an abrupt close. Brody Purdy was a solid replacement, Jahmyr Gibbs had a great rookie campaign, and Ja'Marr Chase led the receivers. But...injuries, injuries, injuries. The uncertainly of a consistent lineup leans their odds toward 'unfavorable'.
PRESEASON PLAYOFF ODDS: 10-1

ANN ARBOR
Like Orlando, injuries were the major factor that put the Aces from first to worst. The Super Bowl XXV Champions were just lost without a full season from several, including Austin Ekeler. In fact, only Justin Herbert, Cole Kmet, and Jake Elliott put in starts every week all year. When you have no help, you lose 8 of 9 to close the season. In addition, hope isn't strong that Ekeler will have a repeat of his fantastic 2022 season, though. Ann Arbor will need a crackerjack pick at No. 1 who can spark them right away.
PRESEASON PLAYOFF ODDS: 15-1

CANTON
The Cougars currently look like a fish out of water. Canton lost their final six contests in 2023 and seemingly lack a centerpiece from which to build around. There's some talent, but it's aging and inconsistent. Landing a prime draftee at No. 2 might help, but probably won't be enough.
PRESEASON PLAYOFF ODDS: 25-1

1/7/24
Mawhorter, Allen, Stroud win MFL Awards
Dion Mawhorter has been named as MFL Coach of the Year after leading the New York Lynx to a league-best 10-4 mark and the East Division title. Mawhorter secured 6 votes out of 9 cast and takes the award home for the third time (2002, 2012). D.C.'s James Bruney finished second in the voting. For MFL Most Valuable Player, Missouri Peregrines QB Josh Allen earned the hardware after his league-leading 25 TD passes and 138 total points. He also finished tied for fourth in rushing touchdowns. Allen amassed 5 first-place votes and 22 points. New York's Jalen Hurts (2022 MVP) and Raheem Mostert finished 2nd and 3rd, respectively. Hurts had 17 total points and Mostert garnered 15. Finally, the commissioner's office named QB C.J. Stroud as MFL Rookie of the Year. The Miami Mafia signal caller was thrust into the starting role quickly after longtime QB Aaron Rodgers went down with a season-ending injury in Week One. Stroud tied for third in the MFL with 20 passing touchdowns and ran for 3 more. He was the only major qualifier for the award, but several players were named as Honorable Mentions, including Orlando RB Jahmyr Gibbs (6 rushing TDs), D.C. TE Sam LaPorta (6 receiving TDs), and Flint RB Bijan Robinson (7 total TDs).

1/7/24
Scraps commit to RB McCaffrey, but release RB Jacobs
The South Bend Scraps made it all the way to Super Bowl XXVI, losing in a tough battle, but the franchise had a tough battle in the board room deciding on how to make more than $3 million in cuts heading into the offseason. Despite a scheduled 2024 salary of $10.2 million, the Scraps elected to keep RB Christian McCaffrey and release RB Josh Jacobs. Jacobs, who was scheduled to make $7.4 million in 2024, scored 6 touchdowns and joins a crowded field of high-quality vets who will undoubtedly fetch big paydays in August. McCaffrey earned his keep with 16 total TDs, including 12 on the ground, tied for second in the MFL. While there is a chance that South Bend retains McCaffrey as trade bait to secure multiple draft picks during the offseason, but Dr. K says that "the chances are pretty low. The Scraps are very happy with [McCaffrey's] production and he will certainly be the centerpiece of their 2024 run to Super Bowl XXVII."

1/5/24
D.C.: QB Burrow has become expendable
QB Joe Burrow is no longer a D.C. Dinosaur after four years with the club. Burrow was drafted 6th overall in 2020 and quickly jumped to starter for the Dinos. He led them to Super Bowl XXV last season, but has been hampered by injuries throughout his career, becoming only a small contributor this sesaon despite D.C. winning Super Bowl XXVI. His release became an expected move after the Dinos pulled off a coup to acquire QB Patrick Mahomes via trade from Arkdale just days ago. Burrow joins a growing list of strong veterans who will make up the 2024 draft class, creating what should be a massive bidding war in the first and second rounds for the veteran QB and many others.

1/4/24
"Forever...grateful": Mafia grants release to QB Rodgers
After three stints, five Central Division titles, two Super Bowl championships, and 16 seasons with the Porpi/Gunslingers/Mafia franchise, QB Aaron Rodgers has been granted his release from the club. Rodgers will be known as one of the all-time greats in the MFL. He was a three time MFL Passing Champion, won the MFL Most Valuable Player Award in 2011, and took the Super Bowl MVP in 2012. Owner/head coach Dave Wills stated that "Aaron Rodgers was the face of this franchise who brought us 2 championships. We will forever be grateful to Aaron and wish him the best in his future endeavors." Wills added that Rodgers' recent controversial comments had nothing to do with his release. Despite his age and injury status, Rodgers is likely to be selected in the mid-to-later rounds of 2024 MFL Draft and could end up back in Miami at a reduced rate. In addition, the Mafia parted ways with QB Gardner Minshew and RB Zach Charbonnet.

1/3/24
End of an era: QB Mahomes, TE Kelce dealt to D.C., Missouri
The Arkdale Aardvarks are only three days into the offseason and after a disappointing 6-8 campaign and a desperate need for draft picks, Owner/head coach Cameron Davis decided to part ways with QB Patrick Mahomes and TE Travis Kelce. Both were part of the amazing 2018-2020 playoff runs of the Varks, which included a Super Bowl title in 2019, but the shine wore off this year. Mahomes is heading to D.C. for four 2024 draft picks, including the #12 and #15 selections. Kelce was dealt to Missouri in exchanve for QB Baker Mayfield and a 3rd rounder. The shakeup send the MFL social media world ablaze and will certainly have far-reaching ramifications for years to come. Mahomes was originally drafted by D.C. in 2017 and Kelce was signed as a mid-season free agent by the Gatlinburg Gunslingers in 2014 before bouncing around between D.C., Miami, and Arkdale before settling in as an Aardvark in 2018. spent

1/2/24
RB Barkley becomes yet another high-profile cap casualty
The Miami Mafia have released RB Saquon Barkley. The running back was scheduled to make $9.7 million in 2024, but the franchise decided that that was too much of a financial burden compared to the payoff. Barkley spent six seasons in South Florida, winning Rookie of the Year honors in 2018 after finishing 4th in rushing. He scored 8 times on the ground in 2022 and 7 total TDs in 2023. Barkley is expected to be another prize in the 2024 Draft in August. spent

1/1/24
RB Henry cut by Chicago after 8 seasons
RB Derrick Henry has been released from his contract by the Chicago Ravens after 8 seasons with the organization. Owner/head coach Jeremy Bonk said "[Henry] will go into the Hall of Fame as a Raven" and one will be pressed to argue that point. Henry has been a dominant force on the ground in the MFL since his arrival as the 2nd pick overall in 2016 and will most likely be highly sought after in the MFL Draft in August since the running back position doesn't have many vertical runners in current days. He was a member of the Ravens championship team in his rookie year. Henry was scheduled to $13.5 million in 2024, leading to his release. Other players of note who were released on the opening night of the cut period: Missouri RB Najee Harris (No. 3 pick in '21, 3 years with the Peregrines) and D.C. RB Miles Sanders (No. 3 pick in '23, drafted 3 times in the last 5 seasons).

12/12/23
Mostert, Allen, Hill take statistical titles
Josh Allen won two of the MFL's four statistical titles in 2023. He took the Passing Title by throwing 25 touchdown passes as he led his Peregrines to an 8-6 record and a playoff berth. He also clinched the Points Title with 138, the league's highest total in 10 years. Raheem Mostert snagged the Rushing Title with 16 touchdowns for the Lynx, helping--along with teammate Jalen Hurts--to position New York in the top spot in the playoff race. Tyreek Hill's season ended in the regular season, but he was able to take the Receiving Title with 12 TDs on the year for Arkdale.

11/21/23
Lynx become second franchise to reach 200 wins
With Dion Mawhorter at the helm and Adam Stephens in the presidential suite, the New York Lynx became the second MFL member club to reach the 200-win plateau. Overall, the franchise is 200-175-11 in 26 seasons in the league. Next on the list is Missouri, which currently sits at 197 wins, followed by Chicago with 190. Pittsburgh hit the magic 200 mark nearly 3 years ago to the day and rests at 223 currently to lead all clubs.

10/10/23
WR Chase becomes the first Orlando receiver with 3 TDs
In 15 seasons of play, the Orlando Oracles have never had a receiver with 3 touchdown catches. That is, until this past Sunday, when WR Ja'Marr Chase snagged three touchdowns in their loss at Canton. Twenty-three times previously, Orlando had receivers with 2 receiving scores. Many date back to the early days of the franchise and include Tony Gonzalez ('13), Jacquizz Rodgers ('13), Marques Colston ('11), Roy Williams ('10), Derrick Mason ('09), and Chris Cooley ('09). No more. Now Chase reigns supreme at the top of the list.


Week 1
September 5-8
New York at Canton
Pittsburgh at D.C.
Ann Arbor at Orlando
South Bend at Miami
Arkdale at Flint
Missouri at Chicago


Week 8
October 24-28
Canton at Missouri
Arkdale at D.C.
Pittsburgh at Arkdale
Flint at South Bend
New York at Ann Arbor
Miami at Chicago


Week 2
September 12-16
D.C. at South Bend
Miami at Canton
Chicago at Flint
Ann Arbor at Pittsburgh
Orlando at New York
Arkdale at Missouri


Week 9
October 31-November 4
South Bend at Canton
Missouri at Pittsburgh
Flint at D.C.
New York at Miami
Orlando at Arkdale
Chicago at Ann Arbor
Byes: Pittsburgh,
San Francisco
Week 3
September 19-23
Missouri at D.C.
Orlando at South Bend
New York at Arkdale
Pittsburgh at Flint
Canton at Chicago
Miami at Ann Arbor


Week 10
November 7-11
Miami at Missouri
Pittsburgh at South Bend
Chicago at New York
D.C. at Ann Arbor
Orlando at Flint
Arkdale at Canton
Byes: Cleveland, Green Bay,
Las Vegas, Seattle
Week 4
September 26-30
South Bend at Ann Arbor
Chicago at Arkdale
D.C. at Orlando
Pittsburgh at Canton
Flint at Miami
New York at Miami


Week 11
November 14-18
D.C. at Chicago
Orlando at Missouri
South Bend at New York
Pittsburgh at Miami
Canton at Flint
Ann Arbor at Arkdale
Byes: Arizona, Carolina,
NY Giants, Tampa Bay
Week 5
October 3-7
Missouri at Ann Arbor
Flint at New York
Arkdale at Pittsburgh
Canton at Orlando
Miami at D.C.
South Bend at Chicago
Byes: Detroit, LA Chargers,
Philadelphia, Tennessee
Week 12
November 21-25
Flint at Chicago
Missouri at Arkdale
Miami at Orlando
Ann Arbor at South Bend
D.C. at Pittsburgh
Canton at New York
Byes: Atlanta, Buffalo, Cincinnati,
Jacksonville, New Orleans, NY Jets
Week 6
October 10-14
Chicago at Orlando
Canton at D.C.
Missouri at South Bend
Arkdale at Miami
New York at Pittsburgh
Ann Arbor at Flint
Byes: Kansas City, LA Rams,
Miami, Minnesota
Week 13
November 28-December 2
Chicago at Missouri
Flint at Arkdale
Orlando at Ann Arbor
Canton at Pittsburgh
Miami at South Bend
New York at D.C.


Week 7
October 17-21
D.C. at New York
Ann Arbor at Canton
Chicago at Pittsburgh
Orlando at Miami
South Bend at Arkdale
Flint at Missouri
Byes: Chicago,
Dallas
Week 14
December 5-9
Arkdale at Chicago
Missouri at Flint
Pittsburgh at New York
Ann Arbor at Miami
South Bend at Orlando
D.C. at Canton
Byes: Baltimore, Indianapolis, Houston,
Denver, New England, Washington
Week 15
December 12-16
MFL Play-In Game
Play-In #2 at Play-In #1
(The best second-place team earns the #1 spot. The team with the next best record earns the #2 spot.)
Week 16
December 19-23
MFL Divisional Playoffs
#4 seed* at Best Division Champion
#3 seed* at Second-Best Division Champion
*The team with the better regular-season record between the Play-In Winner
and the worst Division Champ earns the #3 Seed.
Week 17
December 26-30
SUPER BOWL XXVII
at Camping World Stadium, Orlando, FL
Divisional winner vs. Divisional winner


Pre-Season
SUNDAY, AUGUST 11-
SUNDAY, AUGUST 18

Phase II of Player Releases
Owners may release players to make more cap room or to make roster spots, including players who retired.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 25
2024 MFL Draft at Scoobies, Mishawaka, Indiana.
Start Time: 2:00pm

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1
Salary & Roster Deadline (Cut Day)
Teams must keep payroll at or under $20 million and roster size at 19 players or under. Players cut after the deadline will still count against the cap.
Deadline: 9:59pm.

Regular and Post-Season
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5-
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9

MFL Kickoff Weekend
Weekly starters must submitted via the MFL on ESPN before each respective player's kickoff time.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16
MFL Trade Deadline
No trades allowed after 9:59pm until the end of the season.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 30
MFL Free Agent & Waiving Deadline
and
IR Reclamation Deadline
No further player movement after 9:59pm until the end of the season.
(Injury replacement signings not included)

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 5-
MONDAY, DECEMBER 9

Week Fourteen, the final week of the regular season.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 29
SUPER BOWL XXVII
at Orlando, FL

MONDAY, DECEMBER 30-
SUNDAY, JANUARY 5, 2025

Phase I of Player Releases begins immediately following conclusion of the Super Bowl.
Player salaries increase by 20% (30% for Super Bowl Champs) requiring clubs to commence player cuts during Phase I in order to keep team salaries under $20 million.
Deadline for all cuts is 9:59pm ET.